August 1, 2014

isriana:

My favorite part of any episode of this show is to watch how Giles is 600% done with everybody.

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July 31, 2014

simmons-says:

condwiramurs:

ladyholmesoftardis:

chronic-ash420:

Remember to have a Super Breakfast!

LOKI CHARMS

WHY IS THAT NOT A REAL CEREAL WHY

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July 31, 2014

merripestin:

The staff of the Ankh-Morpork Post Office dancing to Return to Sender.

This is probably my favorite video on Youtube, and just one of the reasons I adore Richard Coyle.

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July 31, 2014
dad-rock-davos:

transhumanisticpanspermia:

rachellebutler:

Treble clefs by (L to R) Bach, Haydn, Mozart, Beethoven, Schubert, Mendelssohn, Schumann, Brahms, Debussy, and Ravel.
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all musicians across all time periods: “fuck how does that thing go”

Beethoven didn’t even try

dad-rock-davos:

transhumanisticpanspermia:

rachellebutler:

Treble clefs by (L to R) Bach, Haydn, Mozart, Beethoven, Schubert, Mendelssohn, Schumann, Brahms, Debussy, and Ravel.

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all musicians across all time periods: “fuck how does that thing go”

Beethoven didn’t even try

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July 31, 2014
herospy:

Hannibal Victim Support Group
I very much hope this is the first scene in the first episode of season 3: All the people that Hannibal has hurt getting together and deciding how to catch the bastard. also everybody is still alive nobody died what are you talking about

herospy:

Hannibal Victim Support Group

I very much hope this is the first scene in the first episode of season 3: All the people that Hannibal has hurt getting together and deciding how to catch the bastard. also everybody is still alive nobody died what are you talking about

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July 30, 2014
So last night I got drunk and played Skyrim

karlosmadera:

I’m still torn on whether this is the greatest thing I’ve ever done or the stupidest. 

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July 30, 2014

biologizeable:

Most of the time evolution just hangs out being all, “Bug. More bug. Shinier bug. Slightly bigger AND shinier bug. Too many legs bug? Yessss.”

But other times evolution just goes completely off its rocker and is like “guys GUYS LOOK AT THIS CLADE I JUST INVENTED”

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"IT’S GOT THIS FLAPPY POINTY THING"

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"AND THIS CHOMPY PIECE OF SPAGHETTI"

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"SOME KIND OF GLIDEY THING"

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SO FIT FOR THEIR ENVIRONMENTS AMIRITE WOW”

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July 30, 2014
absorr:

ultrafacts:

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 Some of you are reblogging because you think its funny that programmers would talk to ducks. I’m reblogging because I think its funny picturing a programmer explaining their code, realizing what they did when they explain the bad code, then grabbing the strangling the duck while yelling “WHY WAS THE FIX THAT SIMPLE!? AM I GOING BLIND!”

I could have used a rubber duck…oh, about three years ago. 

absorr:

ultrafacts:

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 Some of you are reblogging because you think its funny that programmers would talk to ducks. I’m reblogging because I think its funny picturing a programmer explaining their code, realizing what they did when they explain the bad code, then grabbing the strangling the duck while yelling “WHY WAS THE FIX THAT SIMPLE!? AM I GOING BLIND!”

I could have used a rubber duck…oh, about three years ago. 

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July 30, 2014
You forgot the worst best one:

You forgot the worst best one:

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July 30, 2014
MCU Civil War Script

nudityandnerdery:

dreamsoftheshininghorizon:

nudityandnerdery:

Senator: Superheroes have to register their secret identities!
Natasha: There’s six of us. Rogers has a Smithsonian exhibit on him, Stark won’t stop telling the world he’s Iron Man, and for the rest of us, I dumped all of SHIELD’s files on the internet.
Senator: Oh. Right.
-FIN-

Natasha: Oh…and Thor is Thor.  That’s his real name.  Even if it wasn’t, he might have diplomatic immunity to the Registration Act since his “secret identity” is the crown prince of an alien civilization.

Senator: I get it, I get it.

POST CREDITS SCENE:

(Enter the Senator’s office)
Senator: Well, that was a disaster.
Voice: You think?
Senator: Who is th- Nick Fury?
Nick Fury: I’m here to talk to you about the “Stop Wasting Everyone’s Fucking Time” Initiative.

PLEASE MAKE NICK FURY DO THIS TO CONGRESS IN REAL LIFE

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