#my life in 5 words, 14 letters, and one bracketed action
i will never not reblog this bc its so damn accurate
ere(Except for the flea part. But the boxes and the hammer are definitely involved. I hate moving.)
Nothing makes you look more suspicious than randomly laughing while doing science, because you know who else randomly laughs while doing science? Supervillians.
This is exactly why I laugh when I do science.
Old Spice ALS Ice Bucket Challenge
everyone go home this is the best one.
Also apparently they’ve reached over $50 MILLION IN DONATIONS this is freaking amazing ;___;
WHY IS HE SO PERFECT.
MOTHER OF PEARL.
- Bus or subway drove by when you were like two fucking steps away
- Dropped a tray of food in public
- Passing car drives through a puddle and splashes you
- A genetically engineered, 300-year-old dictator has just left you, as you left him… as you left her… marooned for all eternity in the center of a dead planet… buried alive. Buried alive.
- Soda explodes on you
my ecology textbook was either written by a wildly successful person or a depressed grad student
…check out this updating page from the Icelandic Met Office. Seismic swarms like this are associated with magma moving around but they don’t necessarily mean a volcano is going to erupt. (Also, it’s tricky to erupt through several km of glacial ice…)
Tony donates a ridculous amount of money and then proceeds to dump ice water on an unsuspecting Bruce, who then Hulks-out and hurls Tony down a flight of stairs
Natasha stares straight at the camera and doesn’t even blink because she’s Russian goddammit the cold never bothered her anyway
Clint does it while swan-diving off the top of a thirty-story building
Steve is reluctant at first and why wouldn’t he be, his track record with ice isnt exactly spotless, but hell, its for a good cause right? He later regrets it after he gets a concussion because Clint accidently drops the cooler on the Captain’s head
Thor finds it greatly amusing even if the rules got a bit lost in translation, he ends up with a broken nose after Sif punches him for dumping a mead barrel of ice and water onto her
Confused SHIELD agents are seen armed with umbrellas to protect them against random dousings and to use as weapons to thwart future attacks
The Avengers end up locked in a violent game of rock-paper-scissors to decide who’s going to nominate Fury, as the last guy to do so was never seen again. Four fingers get broken, two wrists are sprained, and Clint is nursing a black eye after Tony screamed “rock beats scissors motherfucker” and punched the archer in the face
DEAR PEOPLE WHO MADE “THE GIVER” MOVIE:
THERE ARE NO FUCKING HOVERCRAFTS IN THE BOOK
NO HOVERCRAFTS ABDUCT JONAS IN THE BOOK
JONAS AND FIONA DO NOT FALL IN LOVE IN THE BOOK
THE INJECTIONS ARE PILLS IN THE BOOK
PLEASEJONAS IS TWELVE IN THE BOOK.
I DONT KNOW WHAT THIS IS BUT HOW DO YOU FUCK UP THAT BADLY
by calling the people who made the percy jackson movies
This had to have been non stop for the first few weeks…
I. Love. This.
Full Stop. L….urve.
Have you ever noticed the ‘Love is an Open Door’ battle on YT where people sing the song from frozen??